See below...                            HOT HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP           OVER 8,500 SUBSCRIBERS AND GROWING!!!!                       Rated Top 5% by Point Survey              Three Stars from Internet Underground Magazine                        [Composite Sample Issue] George Clooney... Tori Spelling... Heather Locklear... Jennifer Aniston...   Sharon Stone.... Madonna... OJ Simpson... Camilla Parker Bowles... At one time, John F. Kennedy Jr. arrived home after a hard day of...   whatever he does, to find   MADONNA  wrapped in NOTHING but plastic  wrap.(Star)   Thoughts:   1) If he put her in the fridge for later, would Madonna   spoil?   2) Do you think JFK Jr has a kitchen cabinet where he   keeps all his admiring women for later snacks? SHARON STONE onced slammed a boyfriend's ACTIVE AREAS into a door.(Globe) Thoughts: 1)  How exactly does she do this? STEP 1:  THE SEDUCTION Sharon reaches over, kissing the unsuspecting man.   Take off your clothes, she croons.   Take them all off. STEP 2:  POSITIONING Sharon lures the man into the right position.  If she is able to distract him, he does not notice that they are slowly moving towards a doorway while they are hugging. STEP 3:  FINAL POSITIONING Sharon takes a step away, eyeing both the door _frame_ and her target.   Don't move, she says, I always want to remember you in this way. STEP 4:  FINAL DISTRACTION Look up! says Sharon.   Is that a crack I see in the ceiling!  She grips the door handle tightly. STEP 5:  EXECUTION Sharon slams the door as hard as she can. WHAM!  As the man writhes in agony on the floor, she steps over his body, saying, Your clothes are already on the lawn.  You'd better get there before the next tour bus drops by. Prince Charle's mistress CAMILLA PARKER-BOWLES is   dressing up in almost the exact same clothes as Princess Di so   she will LOOK LIKE DI!!! (Enquirer) Thoughts: Camilla:   William, Harry, it's me, your mother, Diana. Prince William:   Check her legs, Harry! Prince Harry, grabbing Camilla's legs:   Cellulite!  This isn't   Mum! JENNIFER ANISTON ( Friends ) was seen walking around   with her hand stuffed in her boyfriend TATE DONOVAN's   BACK POCKET! (Globe) Thoughts: 1)  What was her hand doing there? Jennifer:   Oh, I was just looking for my keys OR Jennifer:   My hand got caught in between- OR Jennifer:   Tape said there was an engagement ring in there,   somewhere. OR Jennifer:   Tape was sore from sitting down recently. OR Jennifer:   This way Tape can never cheat on me. HEATHER LOCKLEAR has signed on for two more years of   Melrose Place, but only if she has to do LESS KISSING on   the show.(Globe) Thoughts: 1)  I'm a lawyer (surprise!) so I know what these sorts of   contracts look like.  Heather's could be something like this: Section 41, Erotic Moments off Camera... Section 42, Erotic Moments on Camera The parties hereby agree that   a) KISSING SCENES will be reduced 22% b)  flirting will be reduced 10%   c)  Heather will only seduce characters where essential to the   plot line, d)  Heather is not required to wear thongs, except during   sweeps week e)  and Heather will not be required to have more than 8 on   camera relationships per season  in the coming years,   PROVIDED THAT ratings do not decline, in which case   Heather agrees to adhere to the alternate plot line,   HEATHER GETS AMNESIA AND IS DUMPED IN A   NUDIST COLONY for half a season. GEORGE CLOONEY has been _link_ed to Julianne Phillips,   Kimberly Russell, Karen Duffy, Naomi Campbell, and   Courteney Cox!(Enquirer) Thoughts: 1)  He's had a busy week! TORI SPELLING collects all the half-empty cosmetics tins after they've been discarded by the 90240 makeup crew and uses it at home.(Examiner) Thoughts: 1) When both Brenda and Kelly were on the show, do you think 94060 producers got a discount on makeup by buying it in bulk? 2) And speaking of makeup, what do you make of Gabriellis Cateraris? Oooondrea started on the show with dark, curly hair and glasses. As times went on she ditched the glasses. Then she straightened her hair. Then she dyed it blonde. If she had stayed on the show long enough, do you think she would have ended up looking like Heather Locklear? YOUNG WOMEN camp out on OJ SIMPSON's lawn until   they get invited inside.(Enquirer ) Thoughts: 1)  I express no astonishment that young women everywhere   want to flock to OJ's house to make out with the superstar.   Instead, I wonder about the mechanics:  Do they just go up to   his house, ring the doorbell, and say, We're available? 2)  Do you suppose that OJ's house is like a foreign embassy,   with a long line of women snaking around the block, all   waiting for entry visas? 3)  Do you suppose that OJ has a hunchback deaf-mute butler   answer the door while OJ views the visitor from the window,   giving a thumbs up or thumbs down? ************************************************ Would you like to see more  HOT HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP? 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